Take my wife, Please...

What was all this fuss about the Bailout?

All they had to do was demand a refund from my dentist for all the caps and crowns he's given me over the years.

Ketcha-boom!

Progress

Gangland shooting in Oakridge parking lot at High Noon???

Oakridge?

Oh, yes, everyone has done a fine job on the crime file.

Civics

I gave the Canadian debate about a minute. Here's what I saw.

Harper came across as the Prime Minister. Reasoned and confident.

Dion was shrew-like. What were the Liberals thinking when they chose this man? Has he ever smiled? Has he ever looked less than worried?

Jack and Liz didn't even register. Oh, yah, then there's The Other Guy.

Game, set, match.