SHARING THE BOUNTY
Ah, Wally.
You've done it again.
Political mastermind, crime fighter, bungler.
The judge has tossed the Polygamy case against big jolly Winston Blackmore into the creek.
You'd be jolly too if you were shtupping 15-year old girls every day and getting away with it by calling them all your "wife."
But, Wally, you see, was told by one prosecutor after another to be quiet, that you couldn't possibly win this case.
So, Wally, undeterred, kept shopping around until he found a prosecutor who was willing to give it a go.
That declared BC Supreme Court Madame Justice Sunni Stromberg-Stein (I had to put all of that mouthful in because I know there's a joke just waiting to be written.) declared that such shopping expedition by our former glorious A-G was definitely out-of-bounds.
Thus the good goat and his many ewes and lambs can thrive happily ever after in the magical kingdom of Bountiful.
p.s. A question: Why are all the group wives always smiling beatifically. Is Blackmore that good? Is there some hallucinogenic in the local stream? Should I use "stream" in a post like this? Should I use "post?"
p.p.s. Last question: Why does Blackmore look exactly like a guy I used to work for in the recent past? Spooooky...