Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Idea Machine


Nick Caumanns is an Independent candidate for school trustee in Surrey.

He says he's trying to spark new ideas.

Too bad his are all wet.

Nick wants to pass a law limiting homework for all those overburdened kids and their terribly stressed parents.

Nick also wants to pay teachers $500 to coach football teams.

Back to the lab, Nick.

But keep sending in all those cards and letters, Babe.

We hear ya...

My Vote


Carole James says she'll axe the (carbon) tax and raise the minimum wage to $10.

Works for me.

Oh Say Can You See?


The day after an eight-year old kills himself by firing an Uzi into his head at a gun show, we learn that in the land of the free and the home of the brave there is a principle -"Hard economic times always result in firearm sales. People buy firearms during periods of uncertainty."

And also, I suppose, take their children to gun shows and let them play with automatic rifles.

Americans are so enamored with their guns that many are still angry at the lefty, John McCain, because he actually had the temerity to support onerous gun-control measures such as requiring purchasers to undergo background checks. The commie bastard!

Did you see the report on The Daily Show last night with real Americans worrying themselves sick about the Muslim terrorist, Barack Obama?

This was just after the story broke last night about the wing-nuts who were organizing - if you can call their frat boy ineptitude "organizing" - an Obama assassination.

The greatest country in the world...excuse me...

Wherever you may travel today, stop, get down on your knees and thank whomever or whatever you may believe in that you are on Canadian soil at this time in history.

President McCain

President McCain


"We are winning the war in Iraq. We are winning the war in Aghanistan."

Proof positive that there are parallel universes at play.

Monday, October 27, 2008

All Quiet on the Western Front


For the second time this week, I have found next to nothing in the news that has caught my attention.

Perhaps the world is laying low.

Perhaps we need that.

To quote the wisdom of your supermarket checkout clerk,

(everyone together now)

"Have a nice day!"

One Good Story


There is not much good news in the financial or business sectors these days.

All the more welcome then the small piece in this morning's Province about YVR.

YVR Airport Services Ltd., a subsidiary of the Vancouver Airport Authority owned jointly by the airport authority and the infrastructure division of U.S. banking giant Citibank, is putting in the bid for Gatwick, London's second-largest airport.

YVR operates a number of large and small airports around the world and, in spite of the dreadful taser incident last year, remains a true local success story. I have been told by friends who know such things that YVR's management team is first rate.

Congrats!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

I Put on My Make-up...


The B.C. government plans to spend $4.6 million to repair Robson Square's reflecting ponds in time for the 2010 Olympics.

Oy...

Have you been anywhere near Robson Square in the last 10 years?

Planning to be there soon?

Is Robson Square at all on your radar?

The King Of Priorities strikes again.

The End of the SUV?


General Motors, Driven to the Brink

Now, there's a headline.

Not too long ago, the SUV was the biggest single profit centre a car company ever had.

It is now, thank god, toast.

"What is clear is that Detroit, among its other miscues in recent years, particularly overindulged its romance with S.U.V.’s, leaving it tethered to a product line that may prove to be the industry’s undoing."

Read the whole story here and then bless your Smart Car, scooter or 2-door hatchback and keep lobbying for real transit in Vancouver.

Who knows?

Maybe someday it will arrive.

McCain Jumps into the Microwave ... in a silver paper suit


Frank Rich of the NY Times has written a fascinating editorial this morning on the self-destruction of the McCain campaign.

He says, among other things, that "Republican leaders have no idea what “real America” is."

The piece is called "In Defense of White Americans," and it's definitely a good read.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Six Degrees of Separation


O.K.

I've read my customary quota of newspapers.

Nothing. Zilch. Gornicht. Nyet. Cropotkin. Zero, bubula.

So, as a change-up...

Of late, I've been playing a lot of Six Degrees of Separation.

This is the mindless, time-wasting and way fun game of thinking how close you've come to serious celebrity.

Now, because of my years in broadcasting, I have already met some very interesting folk:


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Oscar Winners
Ginger Rogers
Russell Crowe
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Sammy Cahn
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Director Curtis Hanson
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Tony Winner
Carol Channing

Emmy Winners
Dizzy Gillespie
Betty Carter
Tony Bennett
John Denver
Cleo Lane
Smothers Brothers
George Grunz
Leiber & Stoller

Law & Order's
Michael Moriarty
Steven Hill
Exec Prod. Rene Balcer

The Best of the Rest

Joey Bishop
Buddy Ebsen
Frankie Lane
Phyillis Diller
Leslie Nielsen
Tippi Hedren
Stacy Keach
Soupy Sales
Brenda Vacarro
Jane Russell

Paul Mercer Ellington
Harry B. Stanton
Harry Hamlin
Robertson Davies
Don Harron
Peter Gzowski
Bruno Gerussi
Arthur Erickson
Toller Cranston
Murray Pezim
Mordechai Richler

Prime Ministers
Premiers

And 1001 MP's, MLA's, social workers, mothers, doctors, lawyers and Indian Chiefs; Drug addicts, murderers, scoundrels and saints.

On public policy, education, health, justice, sports, food, sex, and rock 'n roll...

But wait - that's not the half of it.

Lately, I've been obsessing (What? You don't obsess? Come on, get real!) with near brushes with even more illustrious stars of the movie firmament.

For example:

Last night I was watching George Stephens' magnificent 1956 move of Edna Ferber's tale of Texas, "Giant."

Or as the Italian posters had it, "Il Gigante."

Starring Rock Hudson, Elizabeth Taylor and James Dean, the 3-hour epic was nominated for 10 Oscars, winning only for Stevens himself for best director.

An absolute piece of shit called "Around the World in 80 Days" won for Best Picture.

And look at who was in the running for Best Actor:

Other Nominees:
  • Giant (1956) - James Dean (I)
    - This was James Dean's second consecutive posthumous nomination.
  • Giant (1956) - Rock Hudson
  • Lust for Life (1956) - Kirk Douglas (I)
  • Richard III (1955) - Laurence Olivier

  • How's that for a list of actors and movies in one year?

    Anyway...

    Here's my ONE Degree of Separation.

    Starring as Luz Benedict II was Carroll Baker. Her scene with James Dean in the empty restaurant is still considered an actor's workshop and there are many famous stories about what went on behind the cameras.

    So...I had a long and delightful lunch in, of all places, Edmonton, with Carroll Baker some years ago when she was finishing a run of a play at the Stage West Dinner Theatre and I had just arrived for rehearsals for our 4-month run of "Tribute."

    She was warm and charming and funny and we talked about that famous scene, among many other things.

    So there's my One Degree of Separation from Liz Taylor, Rock Hudson and James Dean.

    In the same cafe in the same setting under the same circumstances I had a similar lunch with Anne Francis, who, when she left Edmonton to return to California insisted that I take all her kitchen supplies to my apartment.

    Anne Francis was a co-star in "Funny Girl," "Blackboard Jungle" and "Forbidden Planet."

    Hence, my One Degree Of Separation from Barbra Streisand, Glenn Ford and Sidney Poitier and Walter Pidgeon, who appeared in both "Funny Girl" and Forbidden Planet."

    Next time, I'll tell you about my One Degree of Separation from Marlon Brando - twice!

    Oistrach-Menuhin

    Friday, October 24, 2008

    Your Platform, Please


    The Vancouver Sun has been polling candidates for municipal office.

    Several findings were encouraging.

    Under the heading "Religion," 28.3% refused to answer.

    As they all should. I don't want to know about your religion. IN fact, I really, really don't want to know.

    I want to know about your stand on matters of public policy.

    Under the heading of "Ethnicity," 12.2% refused to answer.

    As everyone should.

    I don't want to know about your "ethnicity."

    I want to know about your stand on matters of public policy.

    And under the heading "Immigrant," with a choice of No or Yes (in that peculiar order), 5.6% refused to answer.

    As everyone should.

    I don't want to know if you are someone called "an immigrant."

    I want to know your stand on matters of public policy.

    The photograph, by the way, is of Jeff Kuah, one of the 13 other candidates for Mayor of the City of Vancouver.

    Where is the Independant Voice?


    Campbell turns his attention to the economy with a worthwhile package

    Vancouver Sun

    Published: Friday, October 24, 2008

    Enough said?

    Could this editorial be any more out of touch with its readers?

    Most people have seen through the Premier's 10 point rescue plan as the usual window dressing and falafel.

    Nothing new, nothing extraordinary, nothing substantial.

    When our major daily sidles up to the sitting power with such comfort, it is time to

    a)Head for the hills and buy the 12-gauge?

    b)Stop reading the morning paper?

    c)Consider Auckland or Christchurch?

    In His Counting HOuse


    Premier Campbell's economic announcements of last evening are much like the man himself - shallow, glitzy, pleasant, practical and expedient.


    While the ten point plan shows no real depth or long-range vision, it does offer a few Christmas and pre-election goodies.


    Tax reductions are always welcome, thank you.


    Some explanation about how you're going to make up the loss in revenues would be enlightening.Or does that come in January?


    And, most welcome of all, a hefty one third reduction in ferry fares and a return of previously cut service.


    But tell me this.


    Once we enjoy through December and January ferry prices at two thirds of what they were, how are we going to feel when they arbitrarily jump back in February?I'm not sure that's the most clever move we've ever seen.


    So. Let us serfs and peasants enjoy the king's largess until he gets his next gas pain.

    Thursday, October 23, 2008

    Letter to Harper


    To the Gulf Island Driftwood,

    Prime Minister Stephen Harper,

    Victoria Times Colonist

    CBC Television

    David Berner’s Blog

    I have just finished watching the CBC documentary of the upcoming trial of Omar Khadr, a child soldier and Canadian citizen, who is to be prosecuted by the U.S. Army Justice Department at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, in November for an incident that occurred when he was 15 years old.

    It is obvious from the details presented that the US Army has a vested interest in the outcome of this trial. These details include evidence of torture during interrogation, as well as re-writing the reports of US officers who were present at the incident in Afghanistan. In View of this, it is blatantly obvious that in this case, US Army justice is no justice at all. But what is astounding to me is the fact that in six years the Canadian government has not intervened on behalf of this underage Canadian citizen. In fact, our Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, has allowed this travesty of justice to proceed contrary to the actions of all other foreign governments in similar circumstances. The only Canadian contact I can confirm was a taped interview with Khadr by two unnamed Canadians, the outcome of which obviously did nothing but increase the accused’s feelings of hopelessness.

    In conclusion, I believe this is a shameful precedent that could put all Canadians abroad in jeopardy. I hope it is not too late to take remedial action!

    Sincerely,

    A.G. Geoff Cue

    480 Vesuvius Bay Road

    Salt Spring Island, B.C. V8K 1K7

    The Unbearable Happiness of Self -Interest


    Proof positive that Barbara Yappy has lost any marble that she have had on loan is her argument today that McCain is good for Canada because he favors NAFTA.

    Somehow, she has missed the main issue.

    Is McCain good for the world?

    And the simple answer is "No."

    Obama may not be the second coming of the messiah or anything remotely close, but he is superior candidate at this time in this place.

    Barbara, read a book. Read more papers. Walk the dog. Go deeper.

    Wednesday, October 22, 2008

    Susan Still Bangs the Drum - As She Should


    To the Editor - Re: 'Accelerate financial relief with those billions.'

    Small Businesses will lead Canada's recovery, according a recent CIBC
    report.

    I guess we, the small businesses, can only lead our province and country's
    recovery -
    if our government doesn't succeed in ploughing us under when they build
    public infrastructure projects.

    October is Small Business Month in BC.

    Campbell has his legacy on his mind. So do we.
    Ours has been de-railed, and all our efforts to build a sturdy financial
    future have been expropriated so that our Gordfather can pad his resume.

    The Small Business Minister Kevin Krueger spent half an hour at the Board of
    Trade this week praising our sector as essential to the economic well-being
    of our Province. Unless of course, you get in the way of profits for
    government projects. They are setting a precedent with this secretive Canada
    Line project, that Governments can destroy your life's work at will. This is
    outrageous.

    There's all kinds of Campbell cash available to top up Canada Line's tank -
    even when they gamble and lose our tax dollars in such careless investments
    as the sub-prime mortgage market - there's Campbell with another $56 million
    to bail out and prop up Canada Line.

    Where is the support - where is the propping up of the very group who have
    filled the Provincial coffers with billions in tax revenue for years and
    years?

    On the Train to Nowhere.

    Enough is enough.
    The baskets and banners and pretty sidewalks through the Cambie Village will
    do nothing to restore the livelihoods of all who have been forced into
    bankruptcy by this project.

    Compensation is deserved, and long overdue. There is nothing to celebrate
    until this is rectified.

    Susan Heyes
    HAZEL&CO
    3190 Cambie St
    604 687-0721

    The Fight for Reason, Knowledge and Understanding Continue...


    Pardon me while I gloat.

    Yesterday I posted Margaret Kopala's editorial from the Ottawa Citizen in defense of the RCMP's stance against Insite.

    Today, the Sun published the same piece.

    Then, pardon me, while I cry.

    Opiate trial results are encouraging

    We have to overcome our squeamishness and start using what works for addiction

    This was the editorial headline in the Sun this morning.

    Giving heroin and other substitutes to addicts is the oldest strategy in the books. There is nothing new and nothing holy or encouraging or effective about it.

    It is a defeatist, cynical approach that says, "You cannot be helped, so we will keep you doped up in the hope that you will steal less from us."

    This latest Dr. Frankenstein obscenity cost $8 Million, which monies could have provided treatments spaces for 160 real men and women.

    It is bad enough that the nutty psudo-scientists and social engineers promote these hollow ideas.

    That the press trumpets them is horrifying.

    Tuesday, October 21, 2008

    Check it Out!


    Monday's post called "Taxi!" is all about the failure of the local transit system.

    It has generated 15 comments to date, which may be a record for this blog.

    The posting and especially the comments are very much worth a read.