Wednesday, February 18, 2009

THE BAD NEWS


Medical officers seek more injection sites

Oy.

These are the $300,000/year CEO's of the various Health Authorities that soak up enormous portions of our health spending.

They know nothing about addiction problems.

But they are fond of uttering the high-sounding convenient catchphrase of the past decade" "continuum of care."

As soon as I hear this slur on common sense, head for the hills.

As soon as I hear this assault on reason, I know that someone wants to give more addicts more places to shoot up because they are too lazy and frightened to help the addict quit.

Oy.

We have gone so far in the wrong direction.

TERMINATORLAND


You think we've got problems?

You don't like Campbell's budget?

Try California.

The state cannot pass its own budget, facing a $42 Billion deficit and potential layoffs of over 10,000 public employees, among other problems.

Read the entire story from cnn.com here.

ELLA

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The President's Visit


Worthwhile Canadian Initiative
Canadian banks are typically leveraged at 18 to 1--compared with U.S. banks at 26 to 1.
Published Feb 7, 2009
From the magazine issue dated Feb 16, 2009

The legendary editor of The New Republic, Michael Kinsley, once held a "Boring Headline Contest" and decided that the winner was "Worthwhile Canadian Initiative." Twenty-two years later, the magazine was rescued from its economic troubles by a Canadian media company, which should have taught us Americans to be a bit more humble. Now there is even more striking evidence of Canada's virtues. Guess which country, alone in the industrialized world, has not faced a single bank failure, calls for bailouts or government intervention in the financial or mortgage sectors. Yup, it's Canada. In 2008, the World Economic Forum ranked Canada's banking system the healthiest in the world. America's ranked 40th, Britain's 44th.

Canada has done more than survive this financial crisis. The country is positively thriving in it. Canadian banks are well capitalized and poised to take advantage of opportunities that American and European banks cannot seize. The Toronto Dominion Bank, for example, was the 15th-largest bank in North America one year ago. Now it is the fifth-largest. It hasn't grown in size; the others have all shrunk.

So what accounts for the genius of the Canadians? Common sense. Over the past 15 years, as the United States and Europe loosened regulations on their financial industries, the Canadians refused to follow suit, seeing the old rules as useful shock absorbers. Canadian banks are typically leveraged at 18 to 1compared with U.S. banks at 26 to 1 and European banks at a frightening 61 to 1. Partly this reflects Canada's more risk-averse business culture, but it is also a product of old-fashioned rules on banking.

Canada has also been shielded from the worst aspects of this crisis because its housing prices have not fluctuated as wildly as those in the United States. Home prices are down 25 percent in the United States, but only half as much in Canada. Why? Well, the Canadian tax code does not provide the massive incentive for overconsumption that the U.S. code does: interest on your mortgage isn't deductible up north. In addition, home loans in the United States are "non-recourse," which basically means that if you go belly up on a bad mortgage, it's mostly the bank's problem. In Canada, it's yours. Ah, but you've heard American politicians wax eloquent on the need for these expensive programsinterest deductibility alone costs the federal government $100 billion a yearbecause they allow the average Joe to fulfill the American Dream of owning a home. Sixty-eight percent of Americans own their own homes. And the rate of Canadian homeownership? It's 68.4 percent.

Canada has been remarkably responsible over the past decade or so. It has had 12 years of budget surpluses, and can now spend money to fuel a recovery from a strong position. The government has restructured the national pension system, placing it on a firm fiscal footing, unlike our own insolvent Social Security. Its health-care system is cheaper than America's by far (accounting for 9.7 percent of GDP, versus 15.2 percent here), and yet does better on all major indexes. Life expectancy in Canada is 81 years, versus 78 in the United States; "healthy life expectancy" is 72 years, versus 69. American car companies have moved so many jobs to Canada to take advantage of lower health-care costs that since 2004, Ontario and not Michigan has been North America's largest car-producing region.

I could go on. The U.S. currently has a brain-dead immigration system. We issue a small number of work visas and green cards, turning away from our shores thousands of talented students who want to stay and work here. Canada, by contrast, has no limit on the number of skilled migrants who can move to the country. They can apply on their own for a Canadian Skilled Worker Visa, which allows them to become perfectly legal "permanent residents" in Canadano need for a sponsoring employer, or even a job. Visas are awarded based on education level, work experience, age and language abilities. If a prospective immigrant earns 67 points out of 100 total (holding a Ph.D. is worth 25 points, for instance), he or she can become a full-time, legal resident of Canada.

Companies are noticing. In 2007 Microsoft, frustrated by its inability to hire foreign graduate students in the United States, decided to open a research center in Vancouver. The company's announcement noted that it would staff the center with "highly skilled people affected by immigration issues in the U.S." So the brightest Chinese and Indian software engineers are attracted to the United States, trained by American universities, then thrown out of the country and picked up by Canadawhere most of them will work, innovate and pay taxes for the rest of their lives.

If President Obama is looking for smart government, there is much he, and all of us, could learn from our quietOK, sometimes boringneighbor to the north. Meanwhile, in the councils of the financial world, Canada is pushing for new rules for financial institutions that would reflect its approach. This strikes me as, well, a worthwhile Canadian initiative.

BAD JOKE DAY


O.K.

Taking a cue from the old radio show days...

Time for Bad Joke Day!

The comments Lines are open.

We await your worst groaners...

THE NEWS


A million dollars a day.

That's the cost of maintaining the sewer known as the DTE, according to an article in this morning's Province.

For 5,000 residents, that comes to $200 a day.

So we could actually pay every single person in the 'hood more than $4,000 a month in wages and let them do what they want with their income.

I guess.

The Premier has targeted these unfortunates in his throne speech. That'll really help.

The social housing component in the Olympic Village is coming in at twice its projected cost.

And Gary Mason has pointed out in another first-rate column in today's Globe that the premier's crime plan is bull.

Oh. And a young woman is gunned down in her car with a baby in the back seat.

Another day in the the greatest place in the world.

Grumble, grumble, grumble.

Fortunately, my friends are family are dear, my work is rewarding and I am in good health.

The world gets madder and my private little patchwork gets sweeter. Go explain.

Pack Your Bags


Do you have that itch?

Not that one!

I mean the one that says, "Take me away. Show me a new place."

If you have an idle moment or two go back to my travel blog of last May and June, called "Laughing in the Isles."

Many photos and refelctions of Edinburgh and Dublin, both of which are marvelous cities.

Have a wander.

Monday, February 16, 2009

VANCOUVER DISAGREEMENT


Confession.

For a guy who claims to know all or much about drug addiction, I didn't really know until today who were the original authors of that spurious document called The Vancouver Agreement.

This thing - which has accomplished just about nothing since its inception almost nine years ago - has long been held in mysterious high regard as the Bible and Koran of urban renewal for the DTES.

Today, reading a very good item by Robert Matas in the Globe, I learn that the original signatories to this high-sounding, low-landing fluff were Philip Owen, then Mayor of Vancouver, Hedy Fry and Jenny Kwan.

'nuff said?

At the time, Fry was unbelievably a federal Liberal cabinet minister and Kwan was a Provincial NDP cabinet minister.

Owen is the only one of the three who, in spite of too often being on the wrong track, was really serious and dedicated about cleaning up the mess and he has continued in his way to try to find improvements.

But he is clearly as frustrated as the rest of us these days.

Recently he tried to engage the federal government.

"But Mr. Owen said he got nowhere. He could not even persuade the federal government to contribute $200,000 to a new drug-treatment centre for boys and girls that opened earlier this year, despite Conservative Party campaign promises to support treatment and prevention over harm reduction."

STAND BACK


Mark O'Meara, one of the best friends of Tiger Woods says that he has been hitting a few balls with Tiger of late.

Tiger has been off his feet after surgery. This was immediately after winning his last major while hobbling about in pain. He may resume play shortly.

O'Meara says that Tiger is looking better than ever.

Ouch!

Tiger is one of those once-in-a-lifetime performers - say, like a Pavarotti - that brings people who have never looked at a golf ball or listened to an opera to not only watch and listen but to become raving fans.

For the sponsors, tournament organizers, broadcasters, writers and Tiger nuts - like me - this is exciting news.

For the other guys with expensive sticks in their hands...

SNAPSHOT


Women in Iran?

Try this thoughtful op-ed piece in this morning's NY Times from Roger Cohen.

The mountain tells all.

'TRANE ANNIVERSARY

Sunday, February 15, 2009

SHUT UP OR LES...I mean, OR ELSE!


When John Les was Solicitor-general of the Province of B.C., he threatened small-town Island business owners to be quiet or not do work with the government.

So says a story in this morning's province newspaper.

The article includes transcripts of Les' email to the operators of local liquor outlets.

We have become so placid and inured to injurious behaviour from people in high places that this strike at the heart of democratic government is not even front page material.

In what gulag exactly did Mr. Les think he was living at the time?

Recently I suggested that all men and women elected to office should be given mandatory seminars on democratic principles. Just as a refresher, of course.

Under such tutelege, Les and other of his ILK (Gee, I didn't know it was ILK season already!) would find Lesson Four: Have a Sense of Humor and Remember that Criticism is an Essential Part of a Healthy Society. Do we Have Public Beheadings? No. Therefore, You will Get Dissent From Time to Time. LIVE WITH IT, YOU SISSIE!

HOW CORRUPT WAS IT?


"Halliburton and its former KBR subsidiary have agreed to pay $579 million in fines to settle criminal and regulatory charges of having bribed foreign officials to win billions in construction contracts. There may be some taxpayer comfort in the fact that this scandal was rooted in Nigeria, not Iraq, where the Halliburton megacorporation (you know, the one Dick Cheney ran before he became vice president) reaped multibillions as the Bush administration’s most favored no-bid contractor"

That's the first paragraph of an editorial in this morning's NY Times.

Here's the full article, entitled, "More Annals of Global Greed Inc. "

By the way...

Speaking (as we were only a few days ago) of Dr. Strangelove, many of us have always associated the Peter Sellers character of the same name with Henry Kissinger.

But how hysterical was it to see this era's Strangelove, Cheney, being wheeled into the Obama inauguration in a wheelchair!

Did any of you notice him trying to stop his right arm from saluting?

Jason Mraz

AT LAST!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

THE FIX


Today's Globe & Mail has begun a major assessment and profile of the DTES.

It is an excellent piece - actually many pieces by many writers - of journalism.

And while it offers a few choice tidbits, the overall message is something that many of us have been saying for years: fortunes spent, little accomplished.

(The articles are extensive so I suggest you buy today's hard copy or browse the electronic edition.)

The front page gives us the first real taste.

$1.4 Billion spent...no change in the 'hood.

Of the many sections in this undertaking, two in particular caught my eye.

The second is Gary Mason's excellent column, which I'll come to in a moment.

The first is a piece called "AN EXPENSIVE DRUG COURT THAT DOESN'T WORK."

The article reveals that the much-touted drug court has cost $17 Million to build and operate since 2001, and that the results are abysmal. Only 14% of those convicted "finish their treatment."

Well, duh!

You have to examine what the so-called treatment is.

Here's what it is.

A 265-hour treatment program.

Is my math correct? That comes out to 11 days of so-called treatment.

Hahahahahaha...

Be a dope fiend for five or 10 years and then in 11 days find salvation.

Hahahahaha...

These losers were compared with 166 other offenders with addiction problems who fared no better or worse than the lucky souls who found their way into this new panacea.

Let's be clear.

An 11-day miracle cure is no cure at all.

Who are the wizards who devised this torture and waste of public funds?

Where is the real treatment to support this drug court?

I will tell you where.

It is on the moon or up some one's ass.

It doesn't exist.

The Drug Court is window dressing. On its own it is less than nothing. Married to real treatment it has a chance of helping this misery. Wake me up and let me know when that happens.

All of us who actually know what is at stake here predicted all of this eight years ago.

It doesn't please us to say, "We told you so."

Let's move to Gary Mason's column.

Mason argues convincingly that what the DTES needs is One Good Man to take charge and make things happen.

If that were all he said, his opinion wouldn't be worth very much.

But, showing that he has real grasp of the issues at hand, Mason goes on to argue that such a leader would need tremendous fortitude to resist the tide of bullshit from all the invested poverty pimps who have been thriving down there for ages.

" You see, fixing the DTES ultimately means engaging in some kind of showdown with the collection of social agencies, poverty groups, activists of all stripes who have consistently opposed changes that upset the status quo.

Consensus on a future for the area among this group is unachievable.

It's amazing the power it wields. Many of the city's business and political elite cower in the presence of its representatives. For years now it has sold and we have bought the specious notion that any attempt to dilute the neighbourhood of its concentration of poor, addicted and mentally ill is an attack on the most vulnerable."

Mason's quote from Geoff Plant, who spent the past 18 months wearing the uneasy crown of Civil City Commissioner, is likewise on point:

"Sometimes the wall of protection that is built around the Downtown Eastside by well-intentioned advocates has the effect of shutting the rest of us out in a way that encourages an isolationism that sooner or later turns the place into the ghetto that it is and shouldn't be."

The column also points out that without complete cooperation from three levels of government - read money and balls - nothing will ever change.

In the coming weeks, the Globe threatens to bring us solutions from "experts."

Oh, boy.


FALL SCHEDULE


The CRTC (the Canadian Radio-Television & Telecommunications Commission) has said that they are considering a major overhaul of regulations guiding Canadian TV.

Here's what they are looking at.

For every dollar that Global, CTV, CITY and others spend on buying Los Angeles product, they would have to spend the same amount on Canadian programming.

(Curiously, the CBC is not in this sandbox, which raises again the question of why CBC needs or wants to show Jeopardy and why my tax dollars should pay to broadcast American fluff 'n stuff that I can see or avoid on a hundred other channels.)

Australia, being plunked "Down Under," a zillion miles from everybody else has had the wonderful and necessary luxury of creating much of its own culture, including some marvelous films and TV programs.

But here in what is still pathetically, annoyingly called "Hollywood North," we are a tiny and insignificant branch plant of the Santa Monica mafia.

Let's be clear.

Global - now reeling on its last heels from the world economic tsunami and bad family management and trading at pennies - made its original fortune out of Barber Greene by being simply the best buyers of American TV schlock.

There is only one small problem with this model.

Do not actors and writers and cameramen and makeup artists and costumers and carpenters and cooks not have the same right to a livelihood as other Canadians, who have invested time and money in study and training for their chosen professions?

At the moment, the average income for a Canadian actor is just over $20,000 a year.

Nice.

Now, I don't really believe that the CRTC will actually demand of CTV, Global and the rest that they match dollar-for-dollar spending on Canadian production with Yanqui acquisition. The TV folk will scream bloody murder.

And given the other realities of the Internet, DVD's, the iPhone, downloads and so on, this demand would probably break the back of the local industry before it helped your starving artists.

Nevertheless...

If Canada - the B-movie - ever hopes to have some pride of accomplishment in these areas, the time was yesterday, or at the latest, today.

Stand back and pull up the popcorn for...



CSI - CORNERBROOK.

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