GAY ALERT! SOUND THE HORNS!

More than 17% of 2000 Canadians recently polled "said they would not want a gay person living next door."

Hahahahahahahahahaha...

What exactly is the nature of this fear? Your nose will fall off? The trees will no longer bear...may I say it, fruit? Icicles will become permanent adornments...in colors yet? Your sons and daughters will switch teams? Your husband will? Your husband HAS?

Dear 17 percenters: Try to get a life.