Dope Pushers Have Your Best Interests at Heart

Oh how amazing! I am truly in shock. Where's my defibrillator?

Big Pharma opposes cheap-drug policy.

Well, duh!

Big Pharma hauls out scare tactic number 32-11B slash 46 subsection "a" - FEAR!!!!

If you buy cheaper drugs, the Law of Unintended Consequences will rush in the back door, they holler, and more people will get sick and eat up more hospital dollars.

Right.

And banks care about you.