Dopers Sign In Here and Get the Best Table

It's hard to believe sometimes what you read in the morning news.

In the USA (and Canada), where Big Pharma bribes your family doctor every day with BILLIONS of dollars, where one sickening child shrink was paid over $180,000 by a drug company while he prescribed dope for kids, in that environment, a genius Republican has proposed...wait for it...that these companies REGISTER somewhere.

So, let's see if I can get this right?

Signing in at the front desk to the private club of legal dope pushing is somehow a better idea than making the practice illegal???

The entire detestable story can be read here.