No Brothels for Sam. Boo Effing Hoo

Co-op brothels will not happen any time soon.

That's the welcome announcement from Federal Justice Minsiter, Rob Nicholson.

"We are not in the business of legalizing brothels."

This was another of The Nutty Mayor's sweeping grand schemes to prettify Our Town for the Olympics.

Like all of his ideas - drug substitution, silent fire trucks - it's a No Go.