FORE! play

APPARENTLY all of America is suffering from L.D.S.

That would be your Limp Dick Syndrome.

Cialis is not only the main broadcast sponsor for the entire PGA Tour this year, and that includes the majors, but now it is practically the banner and title sponsor for the 6 o’clock NBC News.

What is this telling us about life in the land of opportunity?

I wither at the thought.

Well, it says that Big Pharma never went broke underestimating the gullibility or sex drive of the average Yanqui He-Man.

It says that golfers are even stranger than I always suspected. (“Where’s my effing ball???")

And that NBC News will sleep with just about anybody for a buck.

I await your pithy conclusions.