Saturday, March 1, 2008

Emperor's New Clothes Washed Here


What has Miro been smoking?


In an apparent effort to bring renewed pride to British Columbian's, the Sun ran a front page story about what geniuses we are - "20 Great Ideas born in BC."


Along with Generation X and Rafe Mair, came this gem: Insite, "Canada's first facility that allows heroin addicts to shoot up in a public environment."


I think I'll spend the rest of the day banging my head against the wall.


Beware Government Ideas. They give new depth of meaning to the word, "Shallow."


John Les, the Solicitor-General of the province of BC, has a new program.


The story was buried on page B7.


It is so bad, it should have been buried on page Z11.


The program is called...wait for it...POMP.


I kid you not.


Prolific Offender Management Program.


The idea is to give the worst repeat offenders health care and treatment for addictions and a variety of other unavailable options...mental health, housing...


Where exactly, Mr. Les-is-less are these offerings, because I am sure there are hundreds of thousands of addicts, mentally ill and homeless who would love to know.


Perhaps this stroke of bureaucratic genius could be renamed The Society to Undo Political Excrescences, or STUPE.


Or, how about, Department of Un-Manageable Programs, or DUMP.

The Tech (R)evolution is Amazing



The video below, sent to us by Mike & Edith Sims, is remarkable in a thousand ways.


Not only is it an astonishing sight, but the technology that allows you and me to view it is mind-boggling.


The Sims sent this to me in an email from their iPhone. I mouse-clicked the YouTube entry, and clicked "SHARE" to put it on this blog.


Now, you are watching it.


I realize that there are 20 year olds who just assume these wonders have always existed.


But, pardon this 65-year old for being thunderstruck.

Total Lunar Eclipse - February 20, 2008

Apple Gets Healthy Bite, Vancouver Take Note



Editorial: New York Times
A Streetcart Named Healthy
Published: March 1, 2008


Health experts have taken to calling low-income neighborhoods “food deserts,” and it is easy to see why. Supermarkets are usually in short supply and specialty produce and health-food stores are even rarer. Residents are often forced to do their food shopping in small grocery stores that carry few fresh fruits and vegetables.

Not surprisingly, these are the same communities that suffer most from obesity and related diseases, including diabetes and heart disease.


Mayor Michael Bloomberg and the City Council have come up with an innovative solution. Pressed by Speaker Christine Quinn, the Council withstood protests from the retail food industry and approved 1,000 new licenses for mobile fruit and vegetable stands — designating them for the parts of the city that need them most.


There are already about 4,000 so-called green carts, but they rarely venture far from the tonier — and healthier — neighborhoods. The new initiative will put green carts on the sidewalks of the poorest areas, which are home to a disproportionate share of roughly half of the city’s residents who are overweight.


These neighborhoods are packed with fast-food burger and fried chicken restaurants. A city survey found that the chances of finding bananas, oranges or apples were small. No more than 6 percent of the bodegas the city looked at carried fresh greens.


The city could help even more by publicizing the green carts in their new neighborhoods, reminding residents of the benefits of a healthy diet, and handing out recipes for cooking with fresh produce.


Mr. Bloomberg and his health commissioner, Dr. Tom Frieden, and Ms. Quinn deserve credit for turning common sense into good health policy: banning smoking in public places, limiting trans fats in restaurant food and forcing calorie disclosure from chain eateries. We can now add the green carts to that sound list.

Tzena, Tzena, Tzena - The Weavers

This Hebrew Folk Song was an unlikely pop hit. We all played guitars and ukeleles and our idea of partying was singing. I had the pleasure of working with Ronnie Gilbert (the lady)at SFU in the theatre department 30 years ago.

Friday, February 29, 2008

MY FRIDAY PROVINCE COLUMN


will appear in Sunday's paper.


Don't ask.

Lies and Bribes - And this is New, How?


Like many Canadians, my cynicism about political life has become so deep and thorough that the Cadman bribery story has hit me like a major yawn.


How sad is that?


Yes, by all means, investigate, probe, poke, study.


The real question is this:


What will it take for me to believe again in some basic level of honor and integrity in the entire crapheap of politics?


Darned if I know the answer.

The Law of Unintended Consequences


Headline: More Americans Behind bars than ever.


Lest we think Yanquis are taking up mixology at an alarming rate, the sub-heading provides instant clarity: Report finds 1 in 100 US adults is in custody.


AT LEAST THAT'S ONE WAY TO GET HEALTH CARE.

Paul desmond

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Latimer Gets Day Parole


Good.

$110 Million for research Instead of Action is a federal crime


The Federal government is giving something called the Mental Health Commission of Canada (GOD HELP US!!!) $110 million dollars for five research projects across the country. This will be to determine the "best treatments" for people with drug addictions and mental problems.


$110 million dollars.


For research.


Don't you get it, kids?


Nothing will be done. All the money will go to "research." Doctors and professors will win contracts. The homeless and the addicted and the ill will continue to be homeless and addicted and ill.


Imagine me agreeing with the Portland Hotel Society about anything. But this morning they pointed out that you could but a lot of housing for $110 million.


Imagine $110 million going into housing and known existing treatments.


Don't you get it?


Here is THE RULE: WHEN YOU SEE A GOVERNMENT FUNDING RESEARCH FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN HARD SCIENCE, YOU ARE SEEING A GOVERNMENT THAT WILL NEVER ACT. It's a classic stalling technique.

NPA endorsing The Nutty One


Clarence Hansen is the Vancouver School Board Chair.


He's backing The Isolated One because he says that the man "has a vision for where he wants to take the city."


HAHAHAHAHA....WAIT....HAHAHAHAHA...


Who is this guy? Who elected him? What town is he living in? What year?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


I nominate Mr. Hansen for the Most Out of Touch With Reality Oscar.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Shirley MacLaine - I'm Still Here - Postcards From The Edge

Baaad Canada, Baaad Mexico


Something peculiar happened in the Hillary/Barak road show last night.


Both candidates were tripping over each others shoes to declare that NAFTA might be toast.


But, not because it was a bad deal or that it hurt its partners.


But, because apparently Canada and Mexico are the villains here and we must be brought into line.


It's comforting to know that even at the so-called highest levels, Americans are self-serving and self-involved.

Wake Us when it's Over Over


The Sleeper Budget.


Why only $5,000 a year in tax-free savings? Why not $10,000 0r $15,000?


More $ for students is a good thing, for Candu is not.


Torch the Torch.


Housing?


Zzzzzzz......

Province Leaves Children at Risk


There is no department of the Provincial government that is more consistently negligent in its duties than the Ministry of Children and Families.


Mary Ellen Turpel-Lafond has once again shone a beacon on this Ministries dreadful and often deadly incompetence.


Today she highlights the difficulties for parents of an intellectually limited child to find and secure services for the child.


Read this story, and then, do what I did a few months ago - write Tom Christensen, the Minister, and demand that he resign.

The Secret Life of Hospitals


Nadeem Ismail, the health care specialist for the Fraser Institute, has published a Hospital Report Card.


Whether you like the Fraser Institute or not, I can tell you that Ismail is a good and smart man, who does thorough work.


What a triple shame, therefore, that the information in his report, which is central to good delivery of health care, is missing a few simple details - thanks to your government.


The information is this - Which hospitals are we talking about? None are named because your Provincial Minister of Health wants it that way.


Your Provincial Minister of Health is George Abbott. Send the fellow an email and tell him that you'd like to know which hospitals near you are dangerous places.

William F. Buckley dead at 82


He wrote 55 books.


He was a fixture on the American political and broadcast scene for decades, a distinctive and unique voice.


Read the NY Times bio here.

The Expert on Bullying is The Preem


To the Editor

Re: Wear Pink to fight bullying - SUN Feb 26/08


My shop on Cambie Street is wearing shocking PINK.


Will the Premier be wearing pink to live up to his promise to "stand up forthose who become targets"? Will he practice what he preaches and support allthe families along the Canada Line?


The RAV/Canada Line project was relentlessly initiated, funded and driven byGordon Campbell and the Provincial Government. It is unconscionable that thevery survival of hundreds of livelihoods are in jeopardy due to thenegligence of the project to adequately mitigate the well known impacts ofthe chosen construction method.


They have not accepted responsibility fortheir complete lack of financial support for the small businesses, andturned a blind eye to the abuse we have had to endure for the past two yearsnow.


In other words - they have been bullies.


Our hard earned tax dollars simply burst from the Provincial stash for everywhim of the Premier, including the recently announced $30 million for whathe is calling "outreach and engagement" and "communications and education"to support his spontaneous climate action plan.


Where is the support for all the small businesses?


We have been forced tosacrifice our life's work so that this pet project of the Premier's getscompleted in time for the Olympics - regardless of the consequences.Is the Premier's Pink shirt a sign of hope for justice to finally happen? Oris it just another pretty photo op - and more window dressing?


Compensation was and still is, the right thing to do.


Susan HeyesIn the RED and losing our shirts on Cambie Street604 687-0721