Run, Girl, Run!

One of the great Irving Berlin songs from "Annie Get Your Gun," which is now playing at TUTS, begins with the phrase, "Rumors fly and they often leave a doubt..."

Well, rumors fly these past few days that Kim Capripants wants to run for the provincial legislature.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...or should I say, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Please, run, Kim, please.

This will fell two birds with one peach pit.

First, we won't have to tolerate your silliness soaking up the air in City Council.

Second, you will bring such disgrace to Gordon Campbell's government, that you will help his Reign of Error end.