Quote of the Day

Talking about out-of-bounds skiers to Gary Mason in the Globe, Wally Opaque has given forth with another Wally classic:

"Maybe they have to add five bucks to the cost of a ticket to cover the costs of monitoring these areas, I don't know."

I especially like the avuncular, bemused "I don't know" part.

Uh, Wally?

I don't know how to break this to you, Good Buddy. But you're the Attorney-General of the Province of British Columbia.

It is your job to know.

You have battalions of lawyers billing out at $500/hour at your beck and call to study the statutes and advise you.

As always, Wally, you give us that simple shiver of confidence whenever we hear from you. Keep up the solid work...whatever it may be.