The following paragraph is a direct quote from the New York Times online this Sunday morning.
"Mr. Brownback, an evangelical Protestant turned Roman Catholic and a former Kansas agriculture secretary, said he would focus on reviving faith and families in America; combating abortion, poverty and wasteful government spending; opposing same-sex marriage; and revamping Social Security and the federal tax system. "
The perfectly named Mr. Brownback - after whom no mountains are currently named - was greeted with cheers from an adoring throng.
You can't write material like this. Reality is always funnier.
And you think you have to watch Science Fiction to scare yourself?