Sunday, June 17, 2012
No longer can life be considered brutal and short.
There is clear evidence of a loving God.
So many have been feeling disenfranchised, powerless. Nobody listens.
And so it has seemed for so long.
Better yet, event this.
Will the Blessings never cease?
Now, melancholy and separation are forever vanished.
"I'm gtng a pepC. U?"
Forget drugs. Every teenage girl in the Western world is addicted, attached and enthralled. And so are her mother and her sister and her aunt and even a few million alleged guys.
Not since the Coca-Cola has there been such a successful marketing campaign.
Playing directly into every sorry sap's urgent need to be needed, this clever toy - the hand-held computer-phone-camera - is now issued at birth.
As we speak, some clever sod, toiling in a suburban garage in Sherman Oaks no doubt, is perfecting the gun feature to make this instrument complete and perfect.
Imagine being a teacher in a classroom today! Yikes! I take back every harsh word I have uttered about the BCTF. Teachers are my new heroes. Who in his or her right mind would dare interrupt the flow of creativity from one of his or her charges who are supposed to be studying mathematics.
And speaking of flow...Have you noticed how texters can walk through rush hour traffic without harm.
Just more evidence of Divine Attention, I say.
Posted by David Berner at 4:01 PM