Dick Tater
Hi Kids.
My name is Dick Tater.
I'm the president and CEO of a really big vacant lot called Canada.
I used to be called Steve, but that handle just didn't cut it.
Lately, the court jesters have really been putting me off.
They want to see if we're being mean to prisoners in the castle dungeons and such.
Come on, Man! There effing prisoners!
And the Chamber of Cardinals - well, we call it here The Senate, just for show, you know - well, the Chamber had a few too many suspicious characters in it.
So what with all this messy fuss and folks wanting to talk - they gussy it up be calling it "debate the issues" or something - so with all this crap swirling round, I've just cancelled the whole bloody show for a while.
The stool pigeons call it "proroguing" or something and they've got their skivvies all in a knot about shutting down democracy - whatever that's supposed to be - while I re-jig the whole works.
Like, I can sneak a few of my sidekicks into the Chamber while everybody's scarfing down the turkey and catching the puck in the corners, you know?
One of the local broadsheets - I think they call themselves The Globe...ha! talk about delusions of grandeur - they put an editorial on their front page this morning called "Democracy Diminished."
Boy, they should be glad I'm giving them something to write about. You're welcome!
Anyhoo, kids...see you in March.
I've got some Games to check out and a bit of ice fishing and whatnot to fit in.
And, by the way...
Happy New Year!