Encounter
I work at a college.
Today, at 1pm some students will hold a RALLY FOR GAZA.
Yesterday, I stopped at their table in the front hall and inquired about the event.
A tall, Anglo kid explained and handed me a little blue sheet of paper. The highlight on the handout was ISRAELI WAR CRIMES.
I asked this lad what that meant.
He said, "What would you call attacking schools with children?"
I asked, "What would you call more than 10,000 rockets fired by Hamas into Israeli towns over the past several years?"
He replied smartly, "Self defense."
I said so cleverly, and after all my years of study at Quick Quip School, "You're a fucking idiot! Your ignorance is appalling."
He smiled beatifically and offered, "Have a nice day."
I repaired to the Staff Lounge with murder in my heart.
And so it goes...