I'm going to Melbourne when the world comes here.
Did you see the announcement this morning?
Major traffic routes in and out of and around the downtown core will be closed during the 17 day Gordon Campbell Games next year.
And much of the downtown will be one big pedestrian mall - or should that be, maul?
If this were some civilized city, and it's not, that might be a pleasant idea. People strolling, enjoying the sense of community.
But this is Canada, and the Wild West to boot, where The Romance of the Drunken Lout continues full force.
We are a crude adolescent culture. Break me another cold one, eh?
And no, I will not be renting my house out to some nutty coke-fueled NBC cameraman or executive.
I think I'll just quietly slip outta town and come back when the hay has been lifted.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
1. "They are so pretty and so cute and they talk to you and follow you around," gushed Heather Havens.
The question we have to ask, of course, is..."Heather Havens?" Is that a made-up name? Or dare I ask, a "nom de PLUME???"
Heather is talking about her favorite hens, Zilla and Cheeks, whom she keeps in her Surrey backyard.
Heather is understandably all a-cluck with delight at the motion passed by Vancouver City council last week to legalize Z & C and all their feathered cousins and uncles and aunts.
The motion by the way was made by new council member, Andrea Reimer. Is this what you ran for civic office for, Andrea?
But enough about Andrea. Let's go back to the continuing adventures of The Loneliness of Heather.
Ms. Havens said keeping chicken isn't about saving money.
"You find yourself making excuses to go out and be with them," she said. "You bring them a treat, or check for eggs, but really, they are just nice to be around."
You cannot write material like this. It shows up once or twice in a lifetime.
Saskatchewan farmers battle infestation of insidious boarsYou see, there is some advantage to spelling.
At first, I looked at this banner and thought, "My god, what are all those politicians doing out in the middle of the prairie in this miserable weather. I know Larry Campbell has a family farm in that neck of the woods, but how did he persuade those other "insidious bores" to come along with him?"
Oh. That's different.
Posted by David Berner at 9:50 AM
THE MEXICAN DRUG WARS ARE BEING PLAYED OUT ON
STREETS. WILL DRUG LEGALIZATIONS STOP THE GUNFIRE? VANCOUVER
RESOLVED: LEGALIZE DRUGS, END GANG VIOLENCE
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
7:30 – 9:00pm Vancouver Public Library, Downown Branch, Robson & Homer
Alice Mackay Room, Downtairs
Arguing the AFFIRMATIVE: Kirk Tousaw, Barrister, & Chairman, BC Civil Liberties Association Drug Policy Committee
Kirk is barrister and social justice advocate based in
Academically, Kirk holds a Bachelor’s of Art in political philosophy (
Kirk and his wife Debbie are parents to three wonderful children, Kaya (age 8), Caiden (age 3) and Oaklen (age 2). Kirk is active in the community, volunteering as the Chair of the Drug Policy Committee of the British Columbia Civil Liberties Association and is a member of that Association’s Board of Directors. Kirk is a member of the NDP Executive of both the federal riding of Vancouver-Quadra and the provincial riding of Vancouver-Quilchena.
Kirk has written and spoken extensively on issues related to drug policy, privacy, religious freedom and criminal justice policy. In addition, Kirk has had the privilege of testifying several times before the Standing Committee on Justice and Human Rights of the House of Commons and also before the Senate Standing Committee on Legal and Constitutional Affairs.
Arguing the NEGATIVE: Barry Joneson, Recovered Addict, www.pacificlabour.com
Moderator: David Berner
Posted by David Berner at 9:43 AM