Thursday, September 11, 2008

Quote of the Day

In defending his indefensible closing down of the fall sitting of the legislature, Premier Tickets says he wants his cabinet ministers dashing about the province speaking to citizens on "how we can share the prosperity."

"How we can share the prosperity..."

OK. I admit it. I'm speechless.

No Shame

Surrey Liberal MP Sukh Dhaliwal is Jewish. Who knew?

Either that or he's just stolen the whole idea of chutzpah.

It takes some sechel to stand up in public and defend the act of defending a gangster.

Dhaliwal admits that he has never checked on the gangster's record current or past.

Go ahead, Surrey, re-elect this disgrace to parliament.

Life Long Learning

The young woman who is auctioning off her virginity - and we are supposed to believe she is still in possession of same - to pay for more education already has a bachelor's degree in....wait, please...
"women's studies" and now wants to capture a master's degree in...hold, hold...marriage and family therapy.

You cannot write material like this.

"Max" is one of the many lovelies available at Dennis Hof's world famous Bunny Ranch, where our academic's sister works to pay off her college debts.

This is a family with a whole new take on things.