Sunday, September 28, 2014

Thursday, September 25, 2014

THE RULES OF LIFE

I am learning everything about Life by watching TV commercials. I am matching the programs with the ads and these are the invaluable truths I am now understanding:

If you watch American football, you have a dog.

If you watch golf, you can't get it up; and

If you watch NBC News at 6 pm, you have mental problems.


Sunday, September 14, 2014

Friday, September 5, 2014