I've read three newspapers this morning and looked at several on-line sites as well, and you know what I found of interest?
Nothing, nyet, gournischt, zilch, bupkes, de nada, niente, goose eggs...
Let's just be grateful for a quiet day.
Spring has sprung,
Da grass is riz.
I wonder where da boidies is.
Da boid is on da wing.
Da wing is on da boid.