The public statements of men and women and parties who win elections are always the same - "The people have spoken!"
They are giddy with triumph. Our team scored all the touchdowns and I am a winner. Yeah!
But what can we say about the media who are supposed to have some perception outside the ring of battle?
This morning's Sun and Province writers seem as intoxicated as the Vision supporters in Vancouver.
"Clearly," the tell us, as if we haven't just heard this from the re-elected Mayor, "the people have spoken!"
Good grief. Is there a brain left there at the foot of Granville Street?
The "people spoke" and they elected Richard Nixon, George W. Bush, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brian Mulroney, and Silvio Berlusconi, among others.
Today, the pundits and political "reporters" are telling us that the people of Vancouver are solidly and completely behind the fabulous vision and programs of the incumbent party.
The people of Vancouver by and large don't vote.
And 90% of those people who do vote think His Honor is cute and wouldn't know a public strategy if they fell in a bog full of them.
What this election result tells us is not what the press is telling us.
It tells us that the elected party was tremendously organized and well-heeled and that they did all the phone calling, polling and door knocking that was necessary and that money could buy to get re-elected.
Good for them.
Now lower your head, square your shoulders and thrust yourself sharp into the wind and try not to notice the irrelevant silliness that will emanate from 12th and Cambie for another three years.
Post script: Charlie Smith of the Georgia Straight has shared with me his very similar reaction to the municipal elections. To my knowledge, his is the only piece not covered in bunting.