Sam's New Program
The Mayor has just announced a startling and exciting new initiative.
In his continuing bid for a "civil city" that will play well before the millions of Olympic visitors, Sam has revealed his new HRP - Homey Run Program.
How it works is this. The homeless will be trained to operate rickshaws. That way they will stay healthy and earn minimum wages and be able to afford rent on apartments. The rickshaws will be imported from India and Thailand. Councillor Peter Ladner is considering adding an RL - Rickshaw Lane to the Burrard Street and Granville Bridges.
4 comments:
Ha, Ha, this gives the term "Vice Peddler" a whole other meaning! At least the pushers ... errr "pullers" will be knowledgeable tour guides! :-)
Wasn't that a Seinfeld episode?
What's next...subsidies for businesses that sell muffin tops and Mansieres?
Yes, of course, it was a Seinfeld episode...that was the joke...glad you got it!
You couldn't have saved it 1 more week til April Fool's Day...now that would have been funny and timely!
But it's good to see (for once) I got the joke...and I'm not laughing last!
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