Canada POST - My New Torah

Political parties with single focus are flat stupid.

The Marijuana Party, The Sex Party, The Cream-Coloured Buttered Turtle Party, may they all go the way of the Dodo Bird Party.

Having said that, what's with Canada POST deciding it cannot carry messages from one of these groups?

Can the word "penis" be any more offensive than "plazma TV?"

For all my good friends and guardians of the public morality at Canada POST, herewith a list of words to consider:

Johnson, dick, cock, bird, thingee, snake, soldier, head, mushroom, POST and the inevitable Eddie.