Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Victor Sails the HMS Mildew


Hi Mensch:


No doubt, Mildew will rise to the defense of BC Ferries crew who may have been Stoned at Sea.


Mildew believes that cannabis and Canada are made for each other. The Weed Leaf Forever.


What Mildew will not acknowledge is that weed today is not the weed of the 60's. In the 60's, a few tokes would sharpen your appetite for strawberries, peanut butter whatever. Weed today will turn your legs into cement pillars and your brain into yogurt.


Mildew is quite happy with the prospect of a truck driver, dozing on BC Bud, driving a gas truck past your neighbourhood school. He celebrates the idea of a BC Ferry, under the guidance of Captain Crunch, squashing docks and boats while Captain Crunch does a doobie on the bridge.


Mildew, and his employer, The Vancouver Stunned, are hopelessly out of touch.


The Boulevarier

3 comments:

Robert W. said...

It's unbelievable to me that the ACLU, the Ferry Workers Union, and others are seriously advocating that the BC Ferries Corporation has no business testing their employees for drug use.

Please tell me that we've all entered the Twilight Zone collectively and then everything will make sense!

Robert

Anonymous said...

David, I cannot figure out who is Mildew. Could you provide a clue or two tomorrow? Thanks.

Anonymous said...

I woold'nt be surprised if all these recent railway accidents in BC are linked to drug and alcohol use.