Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Fall Off the Mountain at Your Own Expense


Only two days ago, I wrote here about the idiot father who took his son out of bounds and cost all of us a fortune for a rescue team to find them.


Now a young skier has died and a snowboarder is in hospital because they ventured out of bounds.


Am I supposed to feel sorry for either of these delinquent fools?


Living dangerously has its perils.


Charge these miscreants the full cost of search and rescue and charge them with a criminal offense.


Post large notices that say, "Venturing out of bounds is a criminal offense. It is highly dangerous and extremely expensive. You've been warned."


In Italy, people drink wine as a matter of course. I've seen one drunk in 12 visits.


Here, we have to get shit-faced.


We are a juvenile culture.


"World class?" You've got to be kidding.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Rack up another point for Darwin. I used to wonder who raises these misinformed forms of Life? Now I guess I know, their parents! "If it feels good, just do it"! "Question Authority"! "It's all about me...........ME"!!!!!!!!!!! So preventable, and truly sad.......