Monday, January 21, 2008

Quotes of the Day


Hahahaha...these are classics:


1. Gangster is gunned down. Real Bonny & Clyde stuff. Guy is known drug kingpin associate of many underworld leaders.


Into the fray steps a writer who was teaching creative writing in a prison. Now, there's a worthy to begin with.


Writer says of recently deceased, "This is realy tragic. He was a very creative guy. It is really sad to me that the prison system failed him."


THE PRISON SYSTEM FAILED HIM...


Does this genius still have a gig?


Does "the prison system" have a clue? Does Mr. Novel Teacher?


2. Questioned about the 8 1/2 Million dollars tax payers shelled out for the Strike named after him ("Sam's Strike"), the Nutty Mayor squealed out this gem.


" The level of service was much higher than in previous strikes."


Hahahaha....


One can wait weeks for stuff like this.


Thank you, Gods of Public Postulence.




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

David, I must agree with the Media, this is such a sad story on so many levels. Imagine the grieving parents raising "a Career Criminal", only to have him snatched away, not even reaching the pinnacle of his "Career". Imagine his greiving child bride, having the proceeds of crime, and the luxurious life syle that she had in her future, snatched away. Imagine their yet to be born offspring, never able to inherit their Father's Career. There would have been so much "enforcements" to enact, so many skulls to crush, so many driveby shootings to carry out, "just like Dad". And it's all been taken away. So pointless, so unjust.

David Berner said...

You've brought me to tears...