Tuesday, February 5, 2008

THE REALLY BIG ONES


The morning paper poses this mighty question:


"THE CANUCKS ARE BROKEN. WHAT TO DO?"


Oh, the peril! The immediacy!


My answer:


Read, shower, exercise.


Take up music.


Eat a fig.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not fond of figs, nonetheless, didn't you know David: "we are all Canucks". Which, by the way, as a catch phrase rankles almost as much as Vancouver as a "world class city".

Mo.

Gary said...

David, as a Member in good standing of the Friend's Of The Fig Society, I read with absolute horror your recommendation to "eat a fig"!!!!!! This is the very behaviour that is placing Figs on the Endangered List! For shame.