Life Long Learning

The young woman who is auctioning off her virginity - and we are supposed to believe she is still in possession of same - to pay for more education already has a bachelor's degree in....wait, please...
"women's studies" and now wants to capture a master's degree in...hold, hold...marriage and family therapy.

You cannot write material like this.

"Max" is one of the many lovelies available at Dennis Hof's world famous Bunny Ranch, where our academic's sister works to pay off her college debts.

This is a family with a whole new take on things.