Tuesday, October 7, 2008

I may Have to sell the TV


I just saw something so horrifying, so unwholesome, so frightful I can only wonder why it is allowed on television at 8 in the morning.

You may not want to hear this. Warning...

What I saw was...

STEPHANE DION HUGGING HEDY FRY!!!

Yes, and to add to the terror, one of the Trudeau boys and Raymond Chan and apparently hundreds of adoring fans cheering and weeping with the sheer joy of Liberal togetherness.

You may think, "Oh Dave, this was merely an early morning nightmare. Open your eyes, it will all go away."

Let me assure you...nobody calls me Dave.

And I actually saw this.

Perhaps the demons who manipulate TV screens created all this in a photo-lab, I don't know.

Certainly there can be no reasonable explanation for cheering on the WORST PARLIAMENTARIAN IN HISTORY and the MAN DESTINED TO LOSE THE ELECTION AND HIS JOB and THE PARTY THAT STOLE MILLIONS IN TAXPAYERS DOLLARS AND NEVER REPENTED.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

It was only a dream. Eye wide open, still asleep. You imagined it all. And this depression is a myth. Try BC Bud, like the rest of us. Float, baby float.

Pelalusa said...

Greetings from Chicago, David. You've now had your Hedy Fry nightmare of a few minutes. On October 14th I will vote against Ms. Fry but we both know she'll be re-elected and then I have to continue to receive her useless missives every few months. They all go immediately into the recycle bin. If there was a compost bin, I'd throw them in there!

MurdocK said...

Seeing, or worse having to listen to Hedy Fry at any time of the day or night is scary David.

Have a cookie and a cup of tea.

Then do something cathardic, like taking a sledgehammer to your TV...or at least sell it to some other schmo so that they have to put up with the crappy furniture programming.

Anonymous said...

I too saw this David! It was too horrible for words. I actually started getting chest pains, while viewing it. I shut the TV off, and went back to pouring molten glass down my shirt front. Much less painful.

Cheers

Anonymous said...

Isn't this against some sort of CRTC rule?

Anonymous said...

Isn't this against some sort of CRTC rule?