Saturday, October 4, 2008

O.J. Guilty

That is, of this new crime.

LAS VEGAS — O. J. Simpson was found guilty late Friday on all 12 counts stemming from a confrontation in a hotel room last year, including armed robbery and kidnapping.

The verdict, which comes 13 years to the day after Mr. Simpson was acquitted in the highly publicized murders of his ex-wife and her friend, concluded a four-week trial that many have seen as a proxy for those unsatisfied by that 1995 outcome.

Mr. Simpson now faces 15 years to life for the kidnapping charge as well as a minimum of at least an additional 10 years in prison on the other charges. His attorney, Yale Galanter, said he would appeal.

Read the rest of this sorry tale here.


Anonymous said...

His best bet would be to have his Sentence imposed in British Columbia. Hmm, let's see, what would Offal and his fart catcher's deem appropriate?
Aw, now it's coming to me, 5 weeks house arrest, and 40 hours [reduced to 3 hours on Appeal] Community Service.
He could be "Kleenex Man" following the Premier around on his annoucements........


MurdocK said...


Anonymous said...


(that, and conducting further illegal activity)

Somewhere Ronald Goldman has a huge smile on his face...

Anonymous said...

Please! Let us hear no more of this man. Let the media drop this malignant character for ever from their news pages/editorials/reports. Please CNN, never, never utter his name again and let him rot in obscurity, where he belongs.