Oooo-La-La
At last.
An ad we can understand. An ad we can relate to. An ad we can look at.
I am a heart patient. Two years ago, I had an angioplasty. By the time the cold weather returns, I will be 65. And my sex life is dyno-mite!
You know what sex is good for?
Almost everything.
And love is even better.
You want a cure? Love somebody. Get loved. Fall in love.
The British Heart Foundation is right on the money.
Whooopa-T-ay-oh!
7 comments:
One question: I sense you have good taste so I'm wondering: Does said woman have any daughters or nieces you'd like to introduce me? Anywhere in the age of 30 - 45 would be fine! ;-)
hahaha...
you're on your own here, buddy...
or maybe that's the problem...
the d.berner dating corp has closed...
hahaha...
Dynamite, David, not dynomite.
Please.
Anna
Weally?
A Poem on Spelling
I have a spelling checker.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're laks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does not phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too please.
Anonymous, UK
Mo.
For those of you with a stick rammed deeply up your ass, "dyno-mite" was a joke. There was a character on a sit-com who's signature line was, "Dyno-mite!"
OK?
If all you have to do with your time is correct spelling - especially when it is deliberately mis-spelled - please go back to teaching grade school in Cranbrook.
Actually, I got the reference and my "contribution" was meant as a joke, but never mind. And, take it easy, OK?
Mo.
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