Friday, August 3, 2007

Insights Abound At Parole Board


Boxter Boy is "selfish and hedonistic."


Wow!


Who knew that the Parole Board could be so incisive?


Funny, they never once asked him what he did for a living and they never once called him an unrepentant criminal, which is what he is and has always been and will always be.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Hi David,

Once again this doesn't really apply to boxter boy, but its a similar subject:

Darcy Lance Jones - remember this name.

He is the creep that beat and robbed the elderly man that had been giving him $5 each day on his way out of Holy Rosary Cathedral after morning mass.

Jones was arrested at the corner of Pender and Richards Streets on Friday morning. Of special note: although he had barely moved two blocks from the crime scene Vancouver’s finest were unable to locate him. A private security guard called it in. VPD promptly called a huge press conference to take credit for the take-down.

Darcy Lance Jones is due to appear next Friday in Vancouver Provincial Court. He is remanded until his appearance at that time.
Offenders that are convicted are given double credit for time in jail while waiting for their verdict. For this reason while they are in remand they usually seek adjournments for as long as they can to reduce or eliminate their eventual jail time after sentencing. This is known in the justice system (colloquially) as "running down the clock".

Although Jones is a well known "chronic offender" he will most likely receive a conditional sentence. Because he will have “run down the clock” you can expect him to be sentenced to time served, or perhaps a few more days at most. His conditions will probably be as follows:

- Keep the peace.
- Not be in the block of Dunsmuir Street where he attacked the elderly man.
- Have no contact with his victim.

If he is able to meet these conditions for somewhere between 6 months and 1 year his record will be expunged of this offence.

Welcome to justice as it is known in the BC Provincial Court.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Darcy Lance Jones and Boxster would like to move to Cleveland? I'm sure it would not take long for us to raise the first-class airfare if that's what it would take.

There's a Councilman there who knows exactly how to 'accommodate' them immediately upon arrival.
http://whatelseishappening.blogspot.com/2007/07/councilman-michael-polensek-of.html