NEWS FLASHES!
These two stories just in:
1) Michael Vick, Dog Drowner and Dog Executioner, has found Jesus.
Praise the Lord and pass the jumper cables.
Former Atlanta mayor, and friend of Martin Luther King, Jr. has become Michael's personal guide.
2) Corrupt, completely political, and utterly ineffectual Attorney General, Alberto Gonzalez, has resigned.
His boss, President George Bush, has said that the honorable Mr. Gonzales was "dragged through the mud for political reasons."
Remember what Will Shakespeare had to say about honorable men (Julius Caesar.)
5 comments:
Point number one shows (proves?) that instead of bringing meaning, religion is meaningless.
David, what do you think of Vick characterizing what he did as immature? I'm thinking that perhaps immature doesn't quite capture completely the essence of his crime and that while Vick may have found Jesus, he hasn't found his dictionary and looked up the meaning of sociopath. Or am I being too harsh on this American hero?
You're not being harsh enough...this fool is a major league creep...
Dog executions? How'd you like to be his main squeeze? Yikes!
A: Feed Mr. Virk a tin of Cocktail Weiners.
B: Insert small starving dog into his rectum.
C: Let Nature do the rest.
D: Allow him to Appeal the next day, if he feels up to it.
Jesus = $$$ Bush = $$$ Bush = Jesus ... yes i see how it works.
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