The Sultan of S----What?

Barry Bonds is a grotesque. (THE FOTO IS HANK AARON.)

But no more than the fools who have celebrated his latest home run hit.

A man goes from size 10 shoe to size - what? - 13 ovenight? His hat doesn't fit?

This guy is a Chem Monster, an 'Oid machine, plain and simple.

The No-Lifers, who write in to papers and call in to radio shows say, "He's never been charged with anything, never been convicted."

To them and all the other daytime dreamers, I say, "Sure. And Al Capone never killed anyone."