Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Dan Russell's Language Lessons From the Prez

Can the English language survive Bush?

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that? one word is 'to be prepared'. "- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."- George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow. "? George W. Bush"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world. "- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."- George W. Bush

" We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."- George W. Bush?

"Public speaking is very easy."- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."? - George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."- George W. Bush

" Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."- George W. Bush

" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "- George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."- George W. Bush

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Surely this is from an SNL skit "about" George W.

Sadly not.