Sam, The Light Bulb King
Not since a certain French maiden shrieked, "Let them eat cake," has there been a more thoughtful and magnanimous offer from a leader to the scruffy plebes.
The Nutty Mayor clutches his microphone and his daily headline by pledging Two Million Taxpayers Dollars for Cambie merchants.
For what?
For compensation for mom and pop shops that have gone tits up? No.
For money for mom and pop shops to rebuild their broken and shuttered businesses? No.
Ready? Sitting down?
For lamp standards and benches!
I guess this means that in the new and perfect World According to Sam we will be able to sit under a bench and read at 10pm thanks to the new illumination from the new and improved lamp posts.
Sam, The Illumminator.
This guy has 9 paid personal advisors and this is what they come up with?
3 comments:
In Sam's World we will NEVER be able to sit on a Cambie Street bench and read, with or without his "Illumination". Those benches are reserved for those afore mentioned ugly, scruffy, directionless young thugs. They now have "Squatter's Rights", while on Sam's Watch, and me and thee can all go to hell.
With 9 personal staff plus his own private foundation (doing what? raise funds for his election campaign?) plus the NPA ruling out any opposition in nominations, Silly Sam may be around for awhile. How do you like dem apples?
David, Read Vancouver Courier today's (Wed) online edition. Sam may go to Hollywood!!!!!!!
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