Chad Kroeger, the Nickelback lead singer, has taken hypocrisy to new levels.

On the one hand, he acknowledges that he is a convicted drunk driver and that kids shouldn't follow his example.

Then, his lawyer adds quickly that they will appeal the miscreant's conviction.

Here's the thing, Chad Darling.

Be quiet, accept that you did the crime and live out your meager sentence. be grateful you didn't kill anyone or your own perfect self.

Anyone who can afford a Lamborghini can certainly afford a driver for one year. heck, you might even learn to read.