Friday, May 9, 2008

Tales of Nitties & Titties


First the Nitties:

Vancouver City Councillor, B.C. Lee, will not run again. Boo effing Hoo.

Lee was a total disgrace from the word Go. He did nothing, zilch, zero on his three years on council.

The Nutty Mayor praised Lee's contributions. 'Nuff said.

Arthur Griffiths, a man who never met a deal he couldn't screw up, will run for the BC Liberals. Oh, the excitement.

Griffiths, like Paris Hilton only without the attributes, is famous for being famous. He is the son of a wealthy successful man, who has not mirrored his father's considerable accomplishments.

But Gord likes to be near wealth and power, so Griffiths should suit his limited tastes just fine.

Now, the Titties:

Canwest assigned no less than FIVE journalists and devoted one entire page to politicians and their personal love lives and sex romps. Page A4 no less.

People fall in and out of love. People have sex. Get over it.

Will I soon find The Sun at my Safeway checkout next to The Enquirer, The Star, Oprah, People and all those other illuminating journals?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So just who does co-habit with Gordo? Anyone have an answer?

David in North Burnaby BC said...

"Griffiths...is the son of a wealthy successful man, who has not mirrored his father's considerable accomplishments."

Little Arthur inherited a hockey team, a basketball team, a radio station and an arena and now has none of them.
That doesn't impress you, Sir David? :confused:
The Canucks' house radio had him on the other day to bestow smooches on his posterior to mark the occasion of the big announcement.
Gordie Campbell sounded really pleased about landing Little Arthur as a candidate. I wonder how often he's phoning a certain T Linden.

As for CanPest and their movement towards page 3 girls, the media inundate us with "celebrity" fluffstuff because its easy, cheap and doesn't rock any powerful boats who can influence, oh, lets say CRTC license decisions just for a frinstance. Certainly, the increasingly dumbed-down populace are happy with it, can't seem to get enough apparently.

MurdocK said...

nahhh David...

you will find it at the bottom of the bird cage or stuffed into the burn barrel at the next picket line as a fire lighter.