POT OF GOLD

By the way...

Wish me luck will you with my new Television program.

It's a Reality Show, of course.

It's about real Vampires (We have located several stashes of them in Surrey, Victoria and the DTES.) competing in a dance and losing weight contest.

Both CBC and CTV are so enamored of the concept that they are making me rich in a bidding war.

The only problem with the whole enterprise is that we can only film at night, of course (Vampires...I told you that.) so I am finding it really hard to get up in the morning.

The show is called "BITE! KICK! LOSE!"

But we're open to snappy suggestions.