Friday, April 9, 2010

What a Deal!

I am selling my house.

One potential buyer left with this pithy comment, "Too many trees!"


You know how many trees I have in my yard?

Exactly one.

Of course, you can always choose to pay a few million for a 600 square foot glass box on the 32nd floor of some coke-dealing day care centre in the downtown core.


Anonymous said...

No doubt you are selling so that you can purchase an even larger property, with plenty of room for your four chickens to roam free. A wise decision.

Well, Point Grey will miss you Mr. Berner.


David Berner said...

There is nothing I like better than a free range chicken or two or seven.

And don't forget the goat.

My new place won't have much of a view, but I am already positioned to win the Neighbourhood Composting Award of the Year.

Anonymous said...

No one, absolutely no one, should be allowed to have chickens unless they pass the "Chicken Test" and I'm serious. If you want chickens in your back yard you have to raise your four hens and when they stop laying the homeowner has to prove they can kill the birds, clean them for cooking and then stew the birds for the family. If you cant do that you are too ignorant to have the birds in the first place. (Rabbits as well.)