Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Sunday, March 11, 2012
STUPIDITY
No writer would attempt to create a character in fiction this stupid.
A police officer not very far from here - in Stanwood, Washington - leaves two children alone in the car.
Also in the car is a loaded gun.
One child picks up the gun, accidentally fires and the other child is dead.
Now, of course, it doesn't help that America is a deeply engrained gun culture with as many as two firearms in play for every man, woman and child in the nation.
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Saturday, March 10, 2012
DON'T CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA
Amidst all the hand-wringing and tears of dismay, one has yet to hear the simple sad truth.
The Playhouse has been doing lousy, boring second-rate work for a long time now.
Membership subscriptions dropped from 8,000 to 4,500? That's not my fault or the city's.
I've loved show biz and the theatre my whole life. Yet, in the almost 50 years I have lived in Vancouver, I may have seen five shows at the Playhouse and four stunk.
The one great show was The Syringa Tree, an import from South Africa. It is a one-woman show written and performed by the author, Pamela Gien. It was (name your breathless adjective) extraordinary.
It is true that the company should have been put on solid funding by various levels of government. It is also true that the arts in Canada net so much less support from governments than they should. It is also devastating for the many actors, writers and people of stage craft that they will have one less place to work. All of that is so.
But nothing can ruin a good day like bad work on a stage and that's what the Vancouver Playhouse has been dishing out and pretending to be high art for a great many years.
And who was the genius who decided about ten years ago that the company would no longer do "classics" and stick only to works since 1950?
And yes, it is a deep embarrassment - in the same week that we will have to pay a few more millions to stop the leaky oil girders from wrecking the $500 million roof at the almost renamed BC Place - that a municipal theatre company folds its tent in a berg that likes to plump itself up with the monicker, "world class city."
So, here's my wish.
I hope a ragtag band of fiery young arts guerrillas (with a real sense of flair and presentation and engagement AND money management) come along and occupy that dead old space and blow some real sexy spiritual life back into the place.
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Thursday, March 8, 2012
IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
The current and ongoing massacre of completely innocent men, women and children in Syria is so frighteningly familiar.
And so is the refusal of the watching world to intervene.
I am not expecting or demanding that the Unites States be all things for all people, but I would be considerably cheered if the United Nations were something more than a billion dollar a year cocktail party at Tavern on the Green.
How darling it must be to land a UN assignment and be shipped off to the horrors of one of the great food and drink and entrainment and literary and artistic cities in the world...knowing all the while that children are being slaughtered in some dark cupboard of the world by the latest power mad devil.
What was it about Hitler that we didn't get?
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Strike,,,OUT!
A friend of mine told me the other day about the two strikes her husband has experienced.
In the first instance, he was a young man living in an eastern European country where he was born. During that strike, he and his colleagues froze and starved, or something perilously darn close.
In the current strike, as a teacher working in British Columbia public schools, he laughed about the two hours he might put in while sucking on his tall nonfat caramel macchiato.
Then, he's going skiing.
This man, like so many teachers that I have met over the years, not only doesn't agree with his union, the always pugilistic rabble-rousing BCTF, but he feesl intimidated by the union.
Here's my problem.
Maybe teaching and teachers have experienced a dramatic upturn in quality in the past several generations. Or maybe they just talk a better game about how wonderful and dedicated and hard-working and caring they are.
From all the 11 years I attended public schools in Canada, I can remember not more than three really good teachers. All the rest were downright lazy, ignorant, thoughtless and often cruel slackers who shouldn't have been allowed within 50 yards of a young person.
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Sunday, March 4, 2012
UH...ONE MORE THING...
Although there is no way to verify this, some claim that this is the actual hand - or possibly an early tribesman's sculpture - of Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo asking his guest star villain if he might just clear up one small, nagging point.
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Thursday, March 1, 2012
QUOTE OF THE YEAR
84 patients have died with an infection at Burnaby General Hospital in the past two and a half years.
Died.
84 human persons.
437 cases of the infection at he hospital have been reported in the same period.
Here is the QUOTE OF THE YEAR...
Are you sitting down?
Because this one is breathtaking.
Here it is.
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Wednesday, February 29, 2012
A Word of Explanation
The video posted below - titled ROAD KILL RADIO - is a conversation about Drug Prevention & Treatment and the Supreme Court decision in favour of Insite.
Kari Simpson of Culture Guard and Mark Hasiuk, columnist with the Vancouver Courier, are the hosts.
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Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Friday, February 24, 2012
THE NEW DEMOCRACY
It is curiouser and curiouser.
Both the Vancouver Sun and the Globe & Mail reported on the possible conflict of interest in the case of Liberal adviser lobbying for the sale of government liquor warehouses to private companies.
That’s good.
That’s their job.
But neither story mentioned that Patrick Kinsella was hot in the exact middle of the same position only a few years ago in the matter of the sale of BC Rail - a small issue that got largely buried when Basi and Virk, at the last minute, pled out their corruption charges.
So...let me see if I am understanding any of this.
The man who got Gordon Campbell elected is the same man who got Christy Clark elected and he is the same man who was simultaneously representing private interests in major government sell-offs.
These amusements have led me to a new vision of democracy.
What has taken me so long?
Turns out that democracies are really all about the rich and powerful doing their best to imitate kings and knights errant and tyrants of old, all the while pretending to honor free votes and governments of the people, for the people and by the people, when in fact they despise “the people” and know that they, the elite, must run things so the boobs won’t mess it all up and by the way they can make a fair pile while they’re at it.
Oh.
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Thursday, February 23, 2012
CHILDREN AND YOUTH GET SLIM PICKINGS IN BUDGET 2012
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Saturday, February 18, 2012
STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND
Chronic alcoholics get free booze in Vancouver
Early results promising: Better health and behaviour
It's all in the headline and the sub-header. You don't really even have to read the article on page 3.
There's the professional photo of the sincere and completely deranged, deluded "helper," measuring out this hour's poison for her "clients."
She believes that she is doing something.
Hahahahaha...
I laugh to stop myself from crying so early in the day.
On Wednesday, I spent a few hours visiting one of the houses run by Turning Point, a residential treatment centre, operating in Vancouver and in Richmond for 30 years now. Addicts of every kind are arriving every day and leaving a month or so later clean and sober citizens. Brenda Plant and her team are tireless, knowledgeable and committed.
Cost?
$25,000/bed per year.
On Tuesdays, I do a little work each week on Bowen Island at a private clinic, The Orchard, where - guess what - addicts if every kind arrive and leave a while later clean and sober. Lorinda Strang and her staff are relentless and focused and funny and inspired.
Regularly, I am in touch with dozens of similar agencies, large and small, each doing beautiful human work aimed at helping people escape the nightmares, indignities and suffering of addictions.
Last night, I spoke for half an hour with a wonderful woman in Nanaimo - France Tellier of the John Howard Society - who has been building residential community treatment facilities for ages.
You will rarely hear or read about these good people.
But Little Miss Booze Dispenser is pictured on page 3, and, in the Courier you can read about the increase in overdoses at Insite. Of course, the lunatics who run this obscenity - completely missing or obscuring the point as usual - will tell you that they are saving lives.
Let's just say it out loud, together.
THE WORLD IS COMPLETELY MAD.
Life is upside down.
It's Cheshire Cat time.
The program of free Ford autos for car thieves starts next Thursday.
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Wednesday, February 15, 2012
WORST DRUG STORY EVER
Vancouver pro-drug lobby doesn’t deserve taxpayer dollars
VANDU gets $250,000 from province, $20,000 from city hall
That’s how much Vancouver Coastal Health, your public health authority, gave VANDU, the Vancouver Area Network of Drug Users, last year. This year, according to VCH officials, VANDU will receive another $250,000 from taxpayers, continuing a provincial funding scheme established in 1999.
Most Vancouverites don’t know VANDU. Headquartered in a brick building at 380 East Hastings in the Downtown Eastside, it’s a non-profit hangout conforming to neighbourhood drug culture. Folks gather outside on the sidewalk and inside the lobby. Traffic seems to have increased since December when VANDU began distributing free crack pipes to addicts, part of a VCH crack pipe giveaway. But mainly, thanks to longtime leader Ann Livingston, VANDU exists for activism.
Wherever police move against drugs, VANDU is there. Whenever Insite stages a street-level show of support, VANDU, which according to the city’s website offers cash “stipends” for "VANDU work," shows up. Livingston and company crash city hall, chiding council for police sins like the ticketing of illegal street vendors. Last week, following a four-year legal battle, the B.C. Human Rights Tribunal dismissed a complaint from VANDU and the Pivot Legal Society who claimed the Downtown Ambassadors, a private security firm, discriminated against the homeless. Not even the tribunal, which relies on frivolous cases and flimsy evidence, could justify VANDU’s complaints.
Under the radar, VANDU provides “public speakers” and “research and consultation” to anyone interested in the VANDU point of view. Before booking a VANDU expert, you must call for a “free consultation.” Any additional fees are unknown. Livingston did not return calls for this column. But in 2009, she told the Courier that VANDU employs three paid staff members who help organize group meetings and “counselling” sessions at 380 East Hastings.
Of course, counselling is subjective, depending largely on the goal. According to VANDU’s “manifesto for a Drug User Liberation Movement” available on its website, folks have the “right to obtain, prepare, and ingest drugs, and to be intoxicated on drugs.” It continues: “We might take drugs to deal with psychological trauma or physical pain, or for pleasure or fun… our drug use is a response to our experiences of poverty, inequality, colonization, forced migration, workplace injury and inadequate access to pain relief.”
This is the VANDU gospel. Enablement on steroids. Victimization, stamped and validated. Music to the ears of the addict who organizes life around shunned responsibility. Every school of addiction treatment recognizes past trauma and the desire to self-medicate. That’s what addiction is. While sober minds can debate drug policy and decriminalization, the realities of addiction remain constant. Addicts want more. In response, VANDU celebrates drug abuse. Its 1,089-word manifesto excludes the words “addiction” and “addict,” calling drug abusers “oppressed people.”
Here’s why. According to the VANDU website, only “a person who has formerly, or is presently using illicit drugs” can become a voting member of the organization. To be clear. Addicts are people. Our friends, our family, our brothers and sisters. They deserve love and respect among, what Christ called, the “weary and burdened.” But until they recover, addicts place their addictions first. Any edict born from a group of addicts, under the influence of radical ideologues, will promote more enablement, more denial. Yet in a neighbourhood steeped in addiction, where treatment and prevention remains an afterthought, our provincial government funds this madness.
Why? Where’s the benefit? VANDU’s message helps fuel drug culture in the Downtown Eastside and a never-ending bill of housing, welfare, medical, policing and court costs.
But that’s not all. In addition to cash from Victoria, VANDU received $20,000 from city hall last year and will receive another $20,000 in 2012. Moreover, since 2006, VANDU headquarters has operated without a development permit. Back in 2009, Livingston said she was “negotiating” with the city. Apparently, negotiations have stalled.
VANDU is a cancer in a neighbourhood struggling to breathe. Its public funding is obscene. No government, at any level, has received a mandate from voters to prop up a pro-dope lobby.
mhasiuk@vancourier.com
Twitter: @MarkHasiuk
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LIFE IS COMPLICATED
Here are three people well known to the public and how I feel about them.
Bill O'Reilly - A television host whom I generally can't stand and never watch.
Whitney Houston - A talented singer and drug abuser who died at the age of 48. I was never a particular fan, I hated some of her biggest hits, and I was disgusted that she threww away the gifts she had been given.
Tony Bennett - The greatest saloon singer of all time and one of my personal heroes.
YET...
Watch the video below.
I am disappointed by Tony's mistaken message on legalizing drugs.
I am in complete agreement with O'Reilly on the same subject and on the real tragedy of Ms. Houston's death.
Life is complicated.
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