Sunday, March 16, 2008

Jonathan Baker Explains what to do when The Chips are Down


"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority but to escape being consigned to the ranks of the insane" -- Marcus Aurelius



Last Monday Vancouver used its full legal might to prosecute a student who threw a single potato chip at a friend. A bylaw enforcement officer saw it happen and the lad was charged with littering. The Law Department prosecuted and the young man plead guilty. The JP fined him ten dollars.



Co-coincidentally this all happened on the 150th anniversary of the invention of the Potato chip. George Crum, employed as a chef at an elegant resort in New York decided to rile an annoying guest by producing fries that were too thin and crisp to skewer with a fork. The rest is history.



March 10 was also the day that New York Governor Elliott Spitzer was forced out of office. FBI wiretaps revealed he had been purchasing the services of a high priced hooker.



Meanwhile, back in Vancouver, Ken Dobell, our most accomplished lobbyist, plead guilty to engaging in his employment without completing a required form. (He did not know he had to.) More, to be pitied then censured, he was required by the Court to write an essay about lobbying,
It was in New York, however, that Mr. Dobell's profession sort of received its comeuppance. On Wednesday, in the home state of the potato chip, a reporter bluntly asked Spitzer's successor, Governor Patterson if he ever patronized a prostitute.



"Only the lobbyists," he replied.



Then on Thursday it turned out that while Gov Spitzer had been brought to his knees, first by the hooker and then by the FBI, the hooker became an overnight sensation to more than the Governor. She is to be featured in a juried publication, Hustler Magazine! Her songs are the number one down load on the Internet.



For some people things just work out fine.




Regards,Jonathan




PS - I should have fit in the bank robber who was let off by the same judge who handled Dobell's case but I was already over the 200 word limit.

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