Other Quote of the Day

"I have to have a lengthy conversation with my wife before I confirm anything."

This comes from Tom Christensen, who has done such an exemplary job as the Minister of Negletting Children and their Families and Endangering Practically Everyone.

He's referring to whether or not he should run again in the next election.

Let me provide relief for you, Tom. I know this decision is stressful.

YOU SHOULDN'T RUN...EXCEPT BACK INTO THE WOOODS.