Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Victor is not going Condo


Hey mensche:


Suppose the pharmaceutical industry in Canada were to launch a new drug and call it the Clement, in honour of Tony Clement, the Health Minister.

The reaction would be swift and merited. Media and the public would decry it as a graceless attempt by the drug industry to suck up to the guy who is supposed to regulate them.

I have exactly the same reaction when I drive by the downtown condo development called "The Beasely".

Supposedly, this is homage from the development industry to the saintly Larry Beasely for his mission of sustainability while he was Vancouver's head planner, (meaning the guy who regulated developers).

Pardon me if I puke.

Does anybody really believe that when the gonifs in the development industry gather for steaks and Remy Martin at Gotham, they spend a lot of time worrying about the demise of the Purple tit, yellow tail, girder warbler. Like these schnors are into sustainability?

They are more interested in the Perky-tit, $200 an hour, wallet dipper at the Gotham bar.

As for Saint Larry, his last stint was in the United Arab Emerates (UAE). You know, the UAE, that mecca of sustainability where the temperatures soar to 140F but they have the world's only indoor ski hill, cooled by oil, the worlds tallest building, biggest shopping centre and largest 5 star whorehouses, all cooled by oil powered generators.

I have a suggestion for the feckless developer gonifs.

Call your next building "The Snivelly." or maybe "The Weenie." Or the "No-Balls."

It better captures your ass-kissing hypocrisy.

Craven dipshits. How gullible do you think we are?



Le Boulevardier

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