Thursday, October 2, 2008

Impaled by Paling


Stop!

I cannot take another minute of the corn-fed, corn-pone, Main Street, golley-gosh-darn, Hockey Mom bullshit.

Next she'll be starring on Broadway in an "Anne git Yer Gun" Revival.

Was her name originally Paling, with a "g?"

She has dropped so many of the other "g's" in her verbs (goin', talkin', teachin'...) that I thought it might have been a contagion starting with her very namin'.

OK.

She is smart. She is sharp. No question.

And she has stood her ground admirably this evening in the debate with Senator Biden. She was well briefed and she is a quick study. Full marks.

But Eye-raq? Eye-ran?

"The surge is workin'?"

And "your good wife has been a teacher for 33 years, her reward will be in heaven..."

Puleeeeese!

Miss Wide-Eyed Bumble-Bee scares the bejaysus out of me.

Can you imagine someone this simple in charge?

This misinformed? This doctrinaire?

McCain's choice of this woman is enough to dismiss him as a worthy candidate.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

"And "your good wife has been a teacher for 33 years, her reward will be in heaven..." Puleeeeese!"

Ya what a rube. Good thing Obama don't believe in that BS, right?

http://www.newsweek.com/id/145971

bytheway said...

She can't be qualified, she doesn't speak english like david berner does.

Anonymous said...

Out of her league..... waaaaay out.

Anonymous said...

And this is the person, just a heartbeat away from the presidency, you want with the nuclear codes in hand, if something that the USA thinks is amiss in the world? Her ma & pa Kettle routine gets tiresome. Her pathetic backwoods/Okie drawl is tiresome.

Hopefully our friends South of the boarder will wake up in time to see what this woman really is, a evangelical, fundamentalist sop to America's bible belt.

Anonymous said...

Other than being a female version of George Bush, and a graduate of the Stockwell Day school of politics, I see nothing wrong with Sarah Palin!

And David, your condescending attitude will be exactly what these nutbars need to propel themselves into the highest offices in the lands.

Now let's get onto the serious business. Like wiping Iran off the map.

Anonymous said...

very well put, David.

David Berner said...

I have a question for the last A NonnY Mouse Writer.

Why do you read my blog?

I never waste an instant reading or watching or listening to something that annoys me.

Clearly and thankfully, you and I - whomever you may be - do not see eye to eye.

Why do you bother?

Some peculiar form of sado-masochism...

bytheway said...

"I never waste an instant reading or watching or listening to something that annoys me."
And your annoyed by things you disagree with. This explains a lot.

David in North Burnaby BC said...

Might I humbly suggest, Sir David, that you can find plenty of relaxing reading at Rasmussen Reports, where you can remind yourself that, barring Billy Ayers blowing anything up in the next month, our guy Barry has this in the bag?

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/election_20082/2008_presidential_election/daily_presidential_tracking_poll