Gordon's Party is More Fun Each Day

The Olympic Games are truly here.

Aside from the Who Can Throw the Most Cow Pies the Farthest at the Olympic Village contest, there are now two new events:

Suing the Cops at Sea and Hiring your Best Francophone Friends.

In the first instance, the RCMP have cancelled their deal with the Love Boat people to house 5000 security staff on ships. The cruise company is suing.

In the second instance, Canada's Commissioner of Official Languages (God save us!) has demanded of VANOC that it hire more bi-sexual ...oh, sorry...bi-lingual folk for La Grande Sport.

Only in Canada, you say? Pity