Sunday, March 30, 2008

Yoko Major Bono


On the other hand...Yoko Ono.


Caught just a moment - because that was all I could bear - of this shrieking harridan, this howling shrew, screeching into a microphone, while The Who and her entranced tragic husband, John Lennon, played dutifully on.


Maybe she was a wonderful woman and wife, perhaps she's the greatest mom in the world. I have no idea.


But what was she ever doing presenting herself to the world as an artist?


Help! I need somebody! Not just anybody...

4 comments:

Robert W. said...

The best line I ever heard about Yoko Ono was said last month by Dennis Miller:

"Saying that Hillary Clinton has Executive Office experience is like saying that Yoko Ono was a member of the Beatles."

David in North Burnaby BC said...

Yoko Ono remains one of the world's great mysteries.
Here was a guy who was not just a rock star, oh no, he was the rock star. Not just a Beatle even, the acknowledged leader of the group. Wanna say "any woman breathing"?
He married her? I never believed in black magic until that.

Robert W. said...

David has inspired me ...

Public Service Announcement:

Announcer's Voice: "Some say that drugs don't cause permanent brain damage. We beg to differ."

Fade In video of Yoko Ono dancing and screeching (singing).

Large white text on black background: "John Lennon was the most successful musician on the planet. He could have had ANY woman. Yet he chose Yoko Ono. And you still doubt the damage caused by drugs?"

Anonymous said...

I miss Dick Cavett.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfCBFhB_RQs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78L_v3_ufQ0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rosgATGkP_s&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nM65_ut05s&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYPV-QYJI-k&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYg-UjN88Cc&feature=related

Mo.